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That's right, ever since I was a wee lil' lad of 17 years, I've had this massive operation running under my autonomous supervision. Now, see what you've been missing. Most recent masterpieces are located at the bottom of the page, not the top like conforming persons. Basically, I'm original in this way only because I'm too lazy to swtich the 30+ articles' order. And you can count on me not to change.

Fun with broken Arms!

Commentary on Mrs. Mehl

Increase gas mileage! and some other stuff

Commentary on Mrs. Graber (not finished)

The tradgey of the senioitis epidemic

Why can't boredom kill you?

Spring Break

College Scholarships

Graber Incident Accident

A message to my readers over break

Well, I rescinded on my message, heerre'sss Commentary!

coat

More empty than you average head

I still hate poetry

I'm back

Lost for months, this was found in the archives

Day off for me, plenty of enjoyment for you

More stuff from the archives

Let your opinions be known

The First Week (a work in progress)

I don't like speeches much either

The Good Ol' College Update

I'm not real fond of ENGR homework.

Anime: Good cartoons gone bad

My New Year's Resolutions for other People

The Love of Home

The definition of a cold day

Hail Me, Master of the Universe

What is right with food

Happy Valentine's Day

Not Worth Reading

AIM is a curse

Spring Break V2.0

Imbrie's Bio, Part 1

Some people are so rude

All about music

Conversations with Co-workers

Cinderella Man: A Review

A quick note, if you see your name in the title, don't read it, 'kay?

And there are no spelling errors, jes' seeing errors.