Well, it all started back at my senioritis article... (flashback music with fade out to another time, another place)

Back then, as some of you I'm sure remember, I was struck with a serious case of senioritis, and have been letting my schoolwork slide to cope with my problem. My mother, always the caring individual, said at about that time that I had to get on the schoolwork or I would be banned from the internet. Despite my pleadings that such stuff would be detrimental to my condition, and that meaningless work such as this assisted my recovery, the hammer fell and I had to do my sentence.

Well, in the intermittent time, my life simply didn't stop, and now I'm here to tell you I have plenty of things to write about, till your eyes develope a glaze thicker than those a Krispy Kreme doughtnut.