I hate doing college scholarships applications

That's why I'm doing this instead.

College scholarship applications are the most annoying things to do, following job applications. For the big one due now, the common scholarship application, I have to write a two-page autobiography, and even I'm not so boring that I can fit my life one two pages. I know that you're supposed to focus on certain events and such in your life, but anyway its dumb. I don't really care to talk much at all, except on my site complaining. Some dispute this fact, saying I in fact talk too much, but that's targeted to certain times and people. Anywho...

I decided to focus on my decision to homeschool, and how its turned me into an econ and computer geek. Anywho, I use my general flair to turn anything boring into something that holds readers interest (you are reading this) and thus far I found the first seven sentences to be a thrilling literary tale. Now, that may be a bit of a stretch but it is good. About the only bad stuff I write anymore ends up in Mrs. Graber's hands. However, I still have no hope really, since so many are based on finacial need, and I really won't have a whole lot of trouble paying for college, barring hyperinflation. A large part of my college expenses are already paid for by scholarships. Throw in me actually getting a job and my masterful skills of persuation with my parents, and I'd have it close to made.

Overall, I hate, perhaps loathe provides a better mental image, writing on a topic that is forced upon me. That's probably why I have yet to finish the Graber paper, because it is so anticipated that I have chronic writers block whenever I open that file. A primary reason that I only applied to Purdue is because it required no essays or writing samples. I have quite the talent pulling lengthy papers out of nowhere, ask my friend who saw me write a two page paper from less than 10 lines of notes, but they are really awful stuff to read, kinda like getting a math textbook for leisure reading. I enjoy writing without bounds or restrictions, like word counts and blasted works cites pages.

Well, I went down to the guidance office to check on some scholarships I might pull out of the bins so that they can collect dust on my desk at home, and so many require stuff like signatures from members of the sponsoring clubs, or essays on how you expect your eduction to be a valuable asset. Well, duh, how am I supposed to know, I can't remember what day of the week tomorrow is, let alone what I'm going to be doing ten years from now. Either I'll be in bankruptcy court or take Donald's seat on "The Apprentice."

Anyway, forced writing topics do make me seethe so, especially when the demands and/or topics are completely beyond what are resonable requests.

How do these scholarship granting committees judge how deserving someone is for a scholarship simply from your middle name, parents place of work, and a certain event in your life? It isn't hard to BS your way through stuff like that, and what do you get? A one-in-a-hundred chance at $500.

Well, wish me luck, all you who are competing with me.